Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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