Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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