I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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