Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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