The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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