office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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