i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
do herpes really smell.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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