Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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