Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
a search helicopter?!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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