What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
