Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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