My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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