alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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