heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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