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Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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