i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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