Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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