Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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