I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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