scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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