I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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