Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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