We won't sleep together?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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