Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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