Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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