I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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