so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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