I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im holly from the hills drunk
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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