Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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