Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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