U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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