he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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