Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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