i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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