just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
The best revenge is premature balding
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
