People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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