Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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