Buhtt sex?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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