I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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