Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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