I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have surprise drugs for everyone
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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