so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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