Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
