Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You left your phone here
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