yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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