and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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