It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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