I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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