how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I forget how to act sober
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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