i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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