Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It was confusing and full of hummus
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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