so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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