There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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