he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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