Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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