She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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