Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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