Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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