normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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