Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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