He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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