We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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